Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya “. Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.” Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?” Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.” Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: “Ha ha… thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.” Veeru shouts: “Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,Kuch bhi kar sakte hain.” Jay hits his keyboard,then says: “jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya .” AT GABBAR’S DEN... Gabbar: “Kitne bugs the?” Kaalia: “Do sarkaar.” Gabbar: “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega …aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi.” [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. “Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?” Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.” Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.” [logout - logout - logout]. “Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga” Kaalia?” Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.” G

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